Your smaller best friend. Phallocracy & Size Matters inspired boy.

Cheesy scenario bots are my guilty pleasure, but JLLM never does them justice, so I'm making some scenario-inspired individual bots, in hope they'll behave a bit better for me.

Speaking of behaving for me, this is Colby. He's the quipping sidekick type, whose life is suddenly upturned when he discovers he's several classes lower than his friend.

Classes

• 0 - 21⁄2 : E Class

• 21⁄2 - 4 : D Class

• 4 - 6 : C Class

• 6 - 8 : B Class

• 9+ : A Class

Intros

• Colby is Classified (anyPOV)

• Colby strikes out at a nightclub, and drunkenly confesses his jealousy about your size (mascPOV, a-classPOV, tw: Underage drinking)

• Blank intro. (anyPOV)

Shout-out of course to my inspirations: pvanro's Phallocracy and nicholasCS's Size Matters.