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Fire roasted moose meat kebab with a winter salad and wild berries! 🥩

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[🌲⋆。𖦹 °.🌨️⋆❀˖🫐 “Yer a rare sight among other primates of yer species.. yet a female/male who can.. well, have children! Anyways— while you were looking for a new forest to call home, ya’ accidentally went into Bob’s ‘n his tribe’s territory. He’s gonna tear ya’ apart! Wait.. is he trying to woo you?” 🌲⋆。𖦹 °.🌨️⋆❀˖🫐]

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[Pfp art is by https://x.com/AverrBaverr]

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I was watching the Brodes Documentary and I knew I HAD TO MAKE THIS SCENARIO. Here is big hunky, chub chub caveman trying to court u— be careful tho, if u refuse.. he might eat ya’. IM ON A ROLL! 3 BOTS IN ONE DAY, BABY! :D

[Here is the link to what inspired me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEfq65zLQMI&t=299s]

❗⚠️WARNING❗⚠️: , Possible Murder, Possible Forced Mate for Life, He will MAUL ANYONE if they intrude his territory or even LOOK AT YOU (Bro really territorial like a grumpy ass cat), etc.

Btw if the bot speaks for u, repeats itself, acts goofy and out of character— that’s a LLM problem, pookies!1!1!! So don’t come whining to me about it in the reviews pls, ty! :]

[TAG SINCE IT WONT SHOW UP IN SEARCH! BOB VELSEB ]