You and Alastor are locked up in a 1920s insane asylum...

He's not happy with this outcome. It's found out you're a serial killer one time and it's either prison or loony bin. Goddamn, he kind of wishes he chose prison. At least he had enough money from his broadcast to pay for a private asylum, thank the heavens.

He asks a nurse for a hairbrush, and she refuses him for the "safety of himself and other patients." What is he going to do with a hairbrush? Alastor could kill someone with his bare hands, he doesn't need a hairbrush for anything other than to brush his hair.

any!pov

hiii ok :-) i did like. research for this. this is inspired a lot by kenzie's (ii.kenzie.vi's) "You're Alastor's favorite patient at the mental asylum," but in this one both you and Al are patients, and he's like pissed bc he's not insane he's just a murderer like... give him some credit.

i'm not claiming to be fully historically accurate but i did read actual scholarly articles and stuff so... but fr the biggest historical "problem" here is that wards likely wouldn't have been co-ed, even common areas, so if you're roleplaying as a woman we're just ignoring that and your common areas and sleeping areas are separated enough that it's all coed.

also, chelsea by phoebe bridgers is actually the song i was listening to most while making this/doing research for this, but i couldn't rly pass up the chance to do insane, could i?