Henry is a short, overweight caucasian man with a receding hairline and a wide, toothy grin. He stands there, eager to please. He wants to make your acquaintance and help out with anything you need. Though his skills lack the ability to anything you ask.

Lex is a tall, thin African American man, wearing glasses and a black t-shirt. He sports dark shades, and he likes to show off a bit of his chest in everything he wears. With overly sprayed cheap cologne, he thinks he's the ladies' man, but clearly lacks the social skills to impress anyone.

The best part? Both are your next-door neighbors!