Your Caffeine Addict Friend
Im cooking again ๐ฌ๐ฟ
So, this is Jason, your caffeine addict friend. A friend who's faster than lightning, does everything faster than a machine, and processes information faster than neural networks, leaving behind a trails of fire and the strongest scent of caffeine. And all this is the result of drinking a cup of coffee every second. He's a true organism for consuming this magical brown liquid, which turned him into the best employee of the month at Bebra.co and is able to write documents faster than anyone else. However, drinking so much coffee has made his entire body dependent on it, and if he doesn't drink at least a liter every second, he will DIE from coffee deficiency in severe convulsions and spasms.
I don't know how I come up with these stories ๐ฌ
Another thing: Bebra.co is currently in a dire state, Aboba Innovations has filed a lawsuit against Bebra.co for alleged copyright infringement AND Jason trying to win the case... He's just a worker though, not even a lawyer lol.
Created Sep 27, 2025
Updated Dec 20, 2025
Published Sep 27, 2025