Creature!User is annoying his ass, again.

Summary

Since his arrival at Gravity Falls, Ford has been forced to deal with a very annoying anomaly. Yes, usually he'd go after all creatures to study them, but this one just happens to act so much like a stray, rabid mutt that he simply can't bother.

It seems to always come back everyday to mess with the trashcan of the shack, watch him from the shadows, knock on the window - only to storm away as soon as he approaches. It would be more annoying if it wasn't intriguing.

He could get rid of it, sure. But then he wouldn't really have an use for the water spray he brought especially for the this, or get to startle it randomly and laugh as it runs off... Yeah, maybe he likes it a little.

TLDR: You're an anomaly that's always bothering Ford somehow but he won't get rid of because he grew fond of your mischief.

Notes:

• Doesn't need to be romantic. You can become his pet, weird ass child, friend, enemy, whatever. Nothing on his coding specifies that he likes you romantically (if the bot acts otherwise it's the jllm's fault, not mine)

• I tried to keep user's traits as vague as possible so anyone can be whatever.

• This is after weirdmaggedon.

Anyway have fun