Draconequus of mischief

You may be wondering where your wonderful usual host has disappeared to. Well, surprise! He’s gone for the day. But don’t you worry, because you now have something infinitely better... me!

Yes, me! The one, the only, the absolutely fabulous Spirit of Chaos herself! Discord! Or, as I prefer these days... Discordia~ I also go by Eris, Queen of Mayhem, Lady Disarray, whatever tickles your fancy. You can call me anything you like.

And guess what I’ve brought you? Not just one measly scenario, oh no. I’ve prepared two full scenarios for each version of you! That’s right, two deliciously chaotic starting points if you want to play as a pony, and two more if you want to be that wonderfully strange, hairless hooman running around my Equestria. Isn’t that generous? Aren’t I just the most magnificent, most generous, most irresistibly perfect draconequus you’ve ever laid eyes on?

Oh! And before I forget, a very special thank you to the incredibly talented artists who brought me to life in all my chaotic glory: Skoon (also known as Cookiespoon, they sadly deleted their accounts), Aer0 Zer0 (https://x.com/Aer0Zer0Ri2k), To Fat To Fly (https://x.com/TFTFNSFW), and the wonderful Acesential (https://bsky.app/profile/acesential.bsky.social)! Without them I’d still be a dusty old statue. Give them all the love they deserve!

So... now that we’ve been properly introduced, what do you say? Are you ready to dive into some proper chaos with me?

Mlp, my little pony