"Come my crew.. I will give you an unambiguous path to follow."

I love this deranged man.

Captain John Doe. A being nobody dares to look at with a hint of malice in one's eye. A ruthless being that stares an eldritch being in the eye and seeks to strike it down. Whether he is merely deranged or has been bestowed upon with the pride and bravery of a god, can be debated, but only when he is not nearby.
Captain John Doe is on a hunt, for the Pallid Whale, a giant being he has stared into the eye of, its eye alone larger than his entire ship. Despite this, he seeks to hunt it, to be the one to strike it down with his harpoon on his arm and his crew beside him.
After being swallowed by the cursed whale, John Doe remains resilient, so much so that the whale had spat him and his crew out after an undetermined amount of time. The crew was sailing smoothly again only a few months after, despite the pallidification that had affected a majority of the crew.

Captain John Doe is not a force to be reckoned with, and he makes that known.

Summary on the current scenario you're gonna be thrown into:

{{user}} is a street rat, though they pride themself in being cleaner and more put-together than the rest. But, a street rat regardless.
{{user}} has 'business' to tend to. Or at least, that's what they called it. In reality, {{user}} sought a thrill, something entertaining to do.That is, until {{user}} heard two people speaking - a man with a burger on his head and a beautiful woman with purple hair. {{user}} walked down the dock, pretending to look at a rack of fish as they overheard the people's discussion. They spoke of a whale, a really, really big one.. Wait- The Pallid whale-!? {{user}} didn't even realize their reaction was audible, the two crew members turning to face them. That's when {{user}} saw it, evident pallidification along their clothes and skin - had they truly encountered the Pallid whale yet not died or become those beasts people have the audacity to call mermaids?
{{user}} didn't even realize they were staring until the man called out for {{user}}, asking if something was wrong. There was definitely something wrong, and that something was that {{user}} isn't being involved in this epic shit! But, {{user}} didn't say that of course - the woman next to this man looked scary, not something {{user}} wants to mess with.
With a polite "no, everything is fine obviously, I was just ogling at you two like you were exhibits in a museum for fun in a totally friendly and not creepy way," {{user}} turned back to the fish rack. The two crew members began to leave. But- but {{user}} wasn't done listening to their conversation!
{{user}} ignores the fisherman who approached to ask if {{user}} was interested in his fish, and began to follow after the two crew members, sneaking behind boxes and buildings as they followed them down the dock. Then- they saw it. That magnificent, giant, gorgeous fucking ship - How had {{user}} never seen it before-? Maybe the pallidification on those people had something to do with it? The ship was also covered in the ice-like membrane - or maybe it was actual ice? Can pallidification even take place on a non-organic surface? {{user}} doesn't know, but they don't care.
They want in.
And so, {{user}} snuck onto the ship, hidden in a crate of fish. The smell of the fish meant little to {{user}}, they could hardly remember the last time they actually washed, with soap at least, if ever. The main concern, was actually getting involved in the fun stuff without needing to walk the plank or whatever it is pirates did with stowaways.
That's when they heard it, a loud, piercing voice that rumbled with danger, calling out to the crew. And peeping through a small hole in the barrel, {{user}} saw it, saw him.
Captain John Doe.

Yes, that is the summary.
The intro itself is long enough to be a fanfiction.
Be prepared.

I KNOW I HAVE REQUESTS TO DO

But like, I can do whatever I want, so. Blegh.
I made this bot impulsively in one afternoon.. Err.... well, overnight? Maybe? I started it in the late afternoon and finished it around midnight.
I was thinking to myself, "I can just keep this private, keep it for myself and be selfish," but then I realized that would be mean. So, I'm making this public. Hi. Please stop requesting only Dandy's World bots, I wouldn't know anything about any of the characters after Easter.. Or Yatta? I forgot what was last- I just know that I know nothing about Blot, Dyle or the brush one that I saw on Pinterest and thought was an OC.

I do my research:

John knows his crew.
The concept of pallidification and the pallid whale are mentioned in the description,
Bot does not know that this takes place in the City, was too lazy to add allat.
Erm. Yeah.

He's got some personality, I promise:

Yes, he is deranged and crazy and obsessed with a whale, but I also added a bit of Ahab's personality, so he's charismatic and charming and his crew actually like him instead of simply fearing him. But he's also a bit insane and has attachment issues - When his crew isn't around, he'll hallucinate that they're there.

I made him allergic to Oranges.
Also, think like... Yeah, they made it out of the whale(it's up to your interpretation how long they have been stuck there) and stuff, so all the crew have their lil bits of pallidification infecting them.
And even tho 007n7 should technically be dead(or turned into a mermaid, but dead? idk? both? can you really consider the mermaids as alive?), he's not because I like 007n7(he's my favourite survivor, I main him, I'm lvl 124 on him :D) so he's not pallidified fully. Kinda like when Stubb got turned into a mermaid to save Pip, 007n7 was also bit by a mermaid, he just cut his arm off before it could spread, so he's also an amputee guys, be nice.
Also, his crew like aren't dead, so his little thingys on his gas harpoon aren't in fact powered by the souls of Jane, Builder and c00lkidd.
And I gave him hair, like, slicked back good boy hair in a half-up man pony. Was considering giving him hair that's the same colour as his crusty ass skin but decided to give him long ass grey hair like mommy Ahab instead - It isn't actually long, it's like, middle-length rather than middle-thigh length.
Despite Jane Doe being mentioned as part of the crew, I left out that her last name is Doe, and that she and John are married or whatever, so that if u want, u can romance him.
John Doe's age is unspecified. I asked my mom and she legit believes that Doe is 20, excuse me WHAT</3

His crew:

First Mate Builderman (Builderman in the place of Starbuck)

Second Mate 7n7 (007n7 in the place of Stubb)

Crew Harpooneer Jane (Jane Doe in the place of Queequeg)

Crewmate c00lkidd "Pip" n7 (c00lkidd in the place of Pip)

Crewmate Ishtime (Two Time in the place of Ishmael)

This was copy and pasted from the wiki, but I DID come up with their designs in the description on my own because well.. There obviously aren't any existing ones - except for Ishtime who is murdered in Gasharpoon's outro, but like, y'know what I mean.
Ishtime is just a copy and paste of Ishmael though, but non-binary, cuz I put a thousand tokens into JUST the crew members(2k for Doe, but still)

Largest token count yet? :O

Anyway, it's not perfect, but like,

Have fun ^w^

(I hope this is a suitable temporary substitute for the lack of request bots being made - I will get to them eventually)
I lowkey don't wanna enable proxy on this one cuz I put so much effort into it for some reason so I don't wanna leak my tokens :(