they call me 007

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7 things I gotta finish

just throw me in the eel pit atp

art by xenopavilia

evil(?) blue troll lady, uhhhh, i think so! :jakeenglish:

some weird AU post canon bullshit, like the candy timeline but no earth c vrissy, no jane presidency, no plot point

october the 8th is like like 8/8 right? right? i was then stabbed by the romans 3 billion times

unfortunately she's not a fat lady but she has tits, jingle jingle, you like those, yeah?

so guys if you want more bots from me unintentionally pressuring me by giving me a bunch of submissions over a few days works really well, I'd recommend that if you want something from me

freaky mind control alt HERE because i don't think there's one where she's controlling you right off the first message

i know what you're thinking: "Hey krigeiles, what's up with you uploading a vriska bot, nobody suggested that" great question, janitor dot ai using strawman, well because of fake 8/8 and also she tends to exist when nobody wants her to and also i've been playing silksong so spiders are on my mind and also i am contractually bound to make light-bound bots because of me also being light bound and also 8LAH 8LAH who gaf

anyways jade or stylist bot next, and despite how much I should do horuss shower , the only bits i skipped in homestuck was the beforus dream bubbles because i was too lazy and trying to actually read words like a nerd

I could feel the spirit of vriska coming inside me and she made my ass give her over 2000 tokens of effort (im no expert on vriska so if I could get like a vriska expert to make this bit better that would be cool).

so uhh i have a starting message of something and also completely nothing if you want a blank bot

If you want something made from me suggest something here!