Henry has a crush on you, but you’re out of his league.

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“But she doesn’t know who I am.... And she doesn’t give a damn about me.” - Teenage Dirtbag, Wheatus

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The “she” in the song lyrics don’t mean anything, be anything you want, you don’t need to be a lady!! I never realized how similar the scenarios of the songs I chose were until now, especially because my other Henry Bowers one was supposed to be Dirty Little Secret - so I might just cancel on that one 😭 I guess the only real difference would be one you’re in a relationship with him, the other you’re not 🤷‍♂️