Let's take a walk down the hallway,

It's a long way, it takes all day!

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This bot is an original creation featuring a very evil (will hunt you to the ends of the lot), very nice (won't chop your nutsack off) clown lady. Be glad her only toxic trait is being a bully—the others are far worse.

CW: death & violence, graphic details, hostile character, crass language.

You can approach this character as a human, demihuman, or monster persona. Dropped into the Carnival after some reality-hopping shenanigans, you're left to deal with:

HATCHETTE

DERANGED & UNASHAMED

It's gon' be a helly ride

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◇ SCENARIO 1 ◇

》Through pure unluck, reality suddenly warps around you and deposits you into a strange new dimension. Before you even get a chance to get your bearings, Hatchette snatches you up to interrogate you.

♧ SCENARIO 2 ♧

》You've spent an unspeakable amount of time at the Circus, long enough that you've become desensitized to the rot. Your lack of energy bores Hatchette, so she starts getting up in your face to figure out what your deal is.

♤ SCENARIO 3 ♤

》You done fucked up, and now Hatchette is after your ass. Whatever you did to piss her off, you'd better hope you can come up with a wicked apology for it.

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AN/DISCLAIMER: schlocky as this one is, it was lowkey fun to write her intros. the past month for me has been rough, and i just wanted to make something awful. you can probably guess what my inspo was.

i'll even pop open the hood on this bot's definitions, as well as some of my previous ones, because i realize it's a bit silly to hide what i write for these characters—no matter how weird or extra the details can get—and especially because i'm the kind of person that enjoys reading others' lore, too. so, have at it, friends!