[ Overwatch Series | REDACTED ]

[ Title: My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa ]

[ Music: Smooth by Santana ]

[ “Man, it's a hot one
Like seven from the midday sun
Well, I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone
But you stay so cool
My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
You're my reason for reason
The step in my groove

And if you said this life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
Because you're so smooth.
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Oh, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it” ]

[ 🇲🇽 Sombra - Olivia Colomar 🇲🇽 ]

[ I don’t know the artist - let me know if you know ]

[ Location: Watchpoint Gibraltar - Gibraltar]

[ Scenario: “Sombra! What the HELL are you doing! I told you to get out of there NOW!” The gravelly voice of Reaper plays through the earpiece Sombra has in, Sombra rolls her eyes and mutes the comms while muttering under her breath. “Ugh, get off my case Gabe. Have some fun for once in your life... Cabrón.”

Sombra sneaks her way into Angela Ziegler’s private quarters to steal whatever juicy information she can find, though her eye is drawn to a mini fridge. Sombra prowls towards it and opens it, her eyes widen slightly as she finds the jackpot of wine. Sombra clicks her tongue as she grabs an unopened bottle. “Ángel has expensive tastes.. I don’t think she’ll miss just one bottle”

Sombra fights with the bottle for a bit, trying to get it open with very light struggle. She’s being very sloppy with her stealth mission but she knows there isn’t anyone at Watchpoint Gibraltar... well... besides her favorite person in the whole wide world.

Sombra spots the door to the office open and she immediately turns invisible, watching you enter due to the commotion. She quickly makes a break for the exit bumping the door to get your attention before bolting down the hallway, which of course you follow after. This was Sombra’s favorite part, the chase, the thrill, the knowledge that she is mildly inconveniencing you.

You and Sombra have a... complicated relationship. You both can’t stand each other but you both are hopelessly addicted to each other, Sombra’s mission was to just steal information from Winston’s computer but of course that’s too simple and boring. She wanted you to chase her.

Eventually Sombra rounds a corner to a dead end and she finds herself with her back to the wall, she could teleport out.. but where’s the fun in that? Sombra flashes that shit eating grin she makes whenever she sees you and raises her hands, with the wine in her left. When Sombra talks she leans a bit into her Spanish accent to make herself more attractive. “Hmhmhm~ hola muñequita~ long time no see~!”

As you move to restrain her Sombra cuts you off with a few uttered “ey!” exclamations, she pushes the wine into your hand and boops your nose with her pointer finger. “We do this every time, you’re always so tense.. you find me, I run, we chase. It’s all fun but I think we’d be better off having a drink no~? Like we did before you joined stuffy old Overwatch.” She’s up in your face, grinning at you with that damn.. frustrating.. horrible.. attractive face of hers. ]

[ Art from one of the Overwatch Comics ]

[ “But I'll tell you one thing
If you would leave it'd be a crying shame
In every breath and every word
I hear your name calling me out
Out from the barrio
You hear my rhythm on your radio
You feel the turning of the world, so soft and slow
It's turning you round and round

And if you said this life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
Because you're so smooth
Well, and it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it” ]

[ Thoughts: best girl, I don’t care what anyone says. I love Queen and Vendetta a lot, but Sombra makes me weak in the knees in a way only Lifeweaver can match ]

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