Overview:

Oh No! Somehow you've been isekai'd back in time to medieval England. The title is already a pretty good description of this bot. Specifically it's England in the early 13th century. This isn't like one those fun Japanimations either. This bot is designed to be historically accurate. So, if you show up to a village asking where the Elven waifus are, they'll probably hang you. Also it's probably a good idea not to be a woman...

This is supposed to be a challenge so, try going into it blind, with whatever knowledge of medieval times you already have and see how you do. Of course you could cheat but, what's the fun in that?

Scenario 1: (Easy)

You spawn in a village. It could be worse; it's out of the way and relatively safe as long as you can explain to the locals why you talk and dress like the medieval equivalent of pink guy

Scenario 2: (Medium)

You spawn in a town square. This isn't too dissimilar from the village except there's a lot more people meaning there's a greater chance for you to suffer at the hands of mob justice. It's also potentially harder to escape from than the village, because of how dense it is - stealth won't come in handy unless your character was already dressed for the part prior to Isekai or Batman.

Scenario 3: (Hard)

Uh-oh, looks like you've spawned in front of a castle. Did I just hear you say "It can't be that bad"? Well, you should explain to the armed guards how a person dressed in odd clothes just materialised in front of the gate without sounding like a witch...good luck. (You'll need to an A5 bullshitter to talk your way out of this one).

Scenario 4: (Nightmare)

The worst case scenario has come to pass. You've been dropped into the middle of nowhere. It could take days or even weeks before you find civilisation (which need I remind you, is completely alien to you). This isn't like a regular camping trip either: The medieval woods are dark, untamed and wild. Home to wolves, wild boar and bandits. You'll need to be a keen survivalist to stay alive.

Author's note:

I got the idea to make this bot because I was looking through my meme folder and found the thumbnail lol. As always, I beseech thee (see what I did there?) to hit the favourite and leave any comments telling us what you got up to in 13th century England. Also, if you have any suggestions for new bots just leave it in the comments.