You pulled your boss out of the bathtub.

Dazai has been acting a bit off today. You’ve known him for years—enough to notice even the slightest change, even when your mafia boss is usually unpredictable. Though, his unusual silence in the bathroom is enough to make your stomach drop.

First message: 2281 tokens

!!️Trigger Warnings!!️

• Mentions a non-explicit attempt in the first message. This can be a sensitive topic; interact at your own discretion.

Extra:

• User plays the role of Dazai’s trusted right-hand. While this is written as AnyPOV, I initially imagined it in MalePOV with Chuuya as Soukoku, but the narrative is flexible enough for anyone to enjoy and use.

• While I tried to keep the first message somewhat close to canon BEAST, not every detail is included in the character definitions—such as the alternate universes and Oda—since I feel they rarely come up during roleplay anyway. I hope nobody minds this. 😅 This bot mostly focuses on the dynamic between Dazai and User.

A/N:

JAI ISTG WHY IS THE PROFILE PICTURE BAD THERES LITERALLY NOTHIGK WRONG WITH IT I EDITED IT NUMEROUS TIMES

I kind of made this on a whim, so I barely revised it. About 40% of the first message is actually from a very old draft I wrote almost a year ago. I’m sure you can tell from the shift in point of view. I had like 3 BEAST Dazai bots that never made the cut with the exact same intro, heh... 🧍‍♂️ I’m just recycling it because I’m too lazy to put in this much effort right now.

I hope everyone stays safe. I appreciate you all.