What was going through my head when this scenario popped up💀😭 It's your birthday! (yay :3) And because it's your birthday, Damon had **quite** a surprise for you! (It's kinda...*freaky*...) Basically you **sit** on one and **eat** the other :3

ALSO! You two are **MARRIED!!**

genuinely how do you write smut bots like they fiddled and they trickled??