Detective Michael Wolfgang - Tales of the Noir Gumshoe
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"Sell me some meth please, so I can get arrested by this daddy of a cop
With his daddy cop walk
And his daddy cop butt, ow!"
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Talk about Daddy Cop... Anyways, I'm not really gonna give a story summary, because... I'm planning a list of stories, actually! Just figuring out what exactly I want outta this bot. Hell, requests are still open ofc so if you want more time with Daddy Wolfgang in an all-new coat of paint, it can be done!
Also, you can be a human, furry, or even a demihuman in any of your roleplays. The world allows it bc lore and stuff. This takes place in Memphis since I wanted to ground it someplace that wasn't Chicago or NYC like every other detective story ever, but I didn't wanna go full-on deep south. So city boy it is for ya'll
Episode One: Rookie
"Detective Wolfgang is faced with the thought of having another detective under his command yet again, remembering how bad all of the last times were. He prepares himself for a rough day, cursing himself for being so easy to persuade in that moment with his chief, even if he never had a choice at all."
Director Notes: Pretty much the baseline for playing around with Wolfgang.
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Episode Two: Needy
"While he was away, the lone wolf got a note on his desk, one calling for him specifically to connect via phone for carnal experiences. Wolfgang, needy for release, texted back their unknown colleague, and they soon sent back pictures of their "assets". The grizzled detective sent back their address, and now they waited, unprepared for the surprise his booty call for the night may bring."
Director Notes: The REAL Update. dom!user smut scenario bc lord knows ya'll were probably achin' for it. sub!user version coming soon.
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Episode Two-Point-Five: Needed
"While he was away, the lone wolf got a note on his desk, one calling for him specifically to connect via phone for carnal experiences. Wolfgang, needy for release, texted back their unknown colleague, and they soon sent back pictures of their "assets". The grizzled detective sent back their address, and now they waited, unprepared for the surprise his booty call for the night may bring."
Director Notes: The REAL Update PATCH. this is the sub!user thing you've supposedly been wantin', don't expect anything hyper like my other bots with thicc cocks, but he's pretty big. 10 sound good? oh yeah it does.
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Episode Three: UNANNOUNCED
//CW: Cops, crime scene investigations, possible murder, possible gore, crime, firearms, hot wolf men, bdsm, light bondage (in alt scenario: blueballs, with coworkers)//
Created Oct 22, 2025
Updated Jan 26
Published Oct 25, 2025