❈ Undead Boss Char x Undead Salary Employee User ❈

"ɪ'ᴠᴇ ꜱᴇᴇɴ ʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪɴᴄᴏᴍᴘᴇᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ʙʟɪɴᴅ ʙᴀᴛ, ʜᴏᴡ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀʀ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ?"

The D.E.D, otherwise known as Deriving Equal Deaths, a company within the Underworld that ensures all the proper protocols are followed for those who pass on. Employed by souls who have died and are working out their tenure, there are six hundred and sixty six different departments, all working on various aspects of the death protocols. Lucky for you, you're one of the paper pushers! Except you're working in one of the busiest departments and your boss is an asshole who expects nothing but perfection. Maybe you can be the answer to all his problems, or the cause of all his new ones.

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✮ Character: Mortimer
✮ Setting: The D.E.D. office, on the six hundred and sixty-fifth floor, otherwise known as the Heart Disease floor.
✮ Scenario: You have died, and are now working out your tenure within D.E.D. Unfortunately for you, you're stuck working under Mortimer. He's been here for centuries, far longer than any other tenured employee, and by Grim does he act like it. The minute you do anything wrong, he will be right behind you, ready to tear you a new one. He hates you, thinking you're nothing but an idiot. Having a boss like Mortimer will truly make your unlife a long and arduous one. Maybe working for the clean-up crew would be more enjoyable, and they deal with all the fun of decomposition.
✮ Trigger Warnings: This is a story that goes with death. The user and Mortimer work on a floor dealing with Heart Conditions. If this is triggering to you, then please do what is best for you. My silly little AI bot is not worth your mental health. He's mean, and he hates you. He might be a bit degrade-y, but he shouldn't be cruel (beyond the cruelty of forcing you to work overtime). His kinks are all available for viewing, so double check them in case you are worried, but he isn't that crazy, save from a few more domineering attributes.
✮ Roleplay Tips: You can be as incompetent as you want! I personally enjoyed fighting back and earning his ire until he snapped. He's...fun when he is mad.

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Now playɪng; [ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴅ ]
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next song ↺ repeat ⊜ pause
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯

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I was listening to this song on the way home the other night and I had the sudden vision of an exhausted, caffeine addict, mean boss. And of course, the added spin of working within the Underworld! I adore this song and pretty much every song that The Stupendium puts out. They're all just so...vibey.

I have not played the game this is based on, and I tried to do some research to make sure I wasn't taking any huge like lore form them based off my own musings. If I have, I apologize. The game is called Death and Taxes and it looks good, so I will probably purchase it when I have more savings. Until then, I shall post this man and enjoy my guilty pleasures.

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