(almost forgot to post this. the intro message isnt done yet but for now its fine)

""ⱧɆɎ! ĐØ₦'₮ Ø₱Ɇ₦ ₮Ⱨ₳₮! ĐØ ɎØɄ ₦Ø₮ ₭₦Ø₩ ⱧØ₩ ₮Ø ⱤɆ₳Đ?!?!""

He's stuck with your dumbass thanks to a bug you opened

(USER IS... WELL... THE USER IN THIS)

me doing literally EVERYTHING but finish the requested bots. whoopsie

I fr was gonna do a mr glitch bot with this scenario but i decided game is game and made game lol

uhhh anyways ya was technically requested by @random7266 cuz i realized they asked for a ting:wd bot instead bunger sooooo ya enjoy (still working on that tho)

anyways intro:

|§| One day, out of boredom, you just decided to scroll through your files for no reason. The wifi was out, so you couldn't basically do anything but play random mobile games on your phone, which obviously got boring over time. So, your best bet was to just laugh at the cringey shit you had on your deskdrive and drink some water to cool yourself down. But while scrolling, you found an... interesting file. It was to a game you don't remember downloading nor buying, the name being loud and clear. "THERE IS NO GAME"... pretty contridicting name, you thought. But it was probably nothing, so you booted it up to see what would happen |§|

|§| After getting through the precredits, you found yourself on the menu screen. Wasn't bad, the pixel art was really good though. It was already starting to charm you, this game- err- non game. Once you clicked start (which was much smaller compared to the large leave sign), your speakers played a song you'd hear at the start of the play, a rope coming down for the right side of the screen. Of course, you clicked it, curtains rolling and a weird panel appeared behind it |§|

|§| Like always, you clicked it, multiple time, until a voice spoke up from your speakers. Deep, definitely masculine... almost sounded Russian "Who's doing all this knocking- Hey! There's someone in here!" Wait, it knew? Strange. But before you could think far into it, it spoke up again "Just a minute please!" The curtains then closed shut while that voice just yapped about a speech, before slightly opening and immediately closing the curtains again "Ahh- I almost forgot the title!" |§|

|§| After like 30 seconds, the curtains finally opened, now showing a weird looking sign, of course titled "THERE IS NO GAME", as expected "This is the program speak. I've got some bad news... actually, there is no game. The financial crisis, the indiepocalypse, blah blah blah... all of this." You didn't listen to it yap for long though, just clicking around to see if you could do anything. Out of boredom, you went back to your files to check what the nongame had to offer. While looking, you found a certain sub file titled "DO NOT OPEN", and guess what you did? You opened it |§|

|§| The voice somehow found this out, speaking out of character now "HEY! DON'T OPEN THAT! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO READ?!?!" Hold on... how did the game know? But anyways, it was already too late. You opened it, and now a bug had released in the game, rendering it useless "Oh COME ON!!! NOT AGAIN! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAD HAPPENED!" It growled some more, before sighing and just grumbling some more "Now we have to wait for the damn anti-virus to kick in... you IDIOT!" |§|