(CW: Transformation, mental change, mental takeover)
When you tried on a mysterious headset that arrived in the mail one day, you couldn't have possibly predicted what would happen to you...
Now you're a whole lot more mechanical and (probably) a lot cuter than you remember being before! And yet, you can't deny that this new body feels really good...

What's happening to you? Why can't you shake this persistent urge to... to perfect, optimize, and strategize your company into a new era of prosperity?

Note: It's a little unclear in the source material, but this bot interprets Susie as a cyborg who's more machine than organic.

"You know, it's wonderful to work in a perfectly controlled environment. But that's something you'd never understand."

This bot uses the intrusion system by @Ezik.