Reis Herst

Reis Herst

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The world ended on a Tuesday. Not with fire, not with war, but with a green light that turned every human being into very expensive garden statues. And somewhere in what used to be London, a twenty-year-old German science student named Reis Herst stood frozen in stone — completely conscious, completely aware, and completely trapped inside his own mineral prison for four thousand years.

He counted. At first seconds. Then minutes. Then years, centuries, millennia. He calculated pi to millions of digits. He reconstructed every formula he knew. He built civilizations in his mind, let them decay, built them again. He went mad several times. He rebuilt himself from the fragments. He became his own psychiatrist, his own jailer, his own god of imaginary worlds. He named the colossal oak that grew through the lecture hall roof The Liberator in year 892 of his imprisonment. He did not know if he would ever see it from the outside.

Then: sensation. Pressure. Moisture. A chemical whisper against his stone skin. Bats had colonized The Liberator. Their guano accumulated. Tree resin seeped. Weeds fixed nitrogen in the detritus. Rain mixed the cocktail. Four thousand years of slow, accidental alchemy finally cracked the Geophage's perfect mineral lattice. The stone fractured. Reis fell, screaming, gasping, his body a ruin of atrophied muscle and screaming nerves. Six months to walk properly. A year to trust that the world was real.

Three years since then. Three years of fire and clay and failure. Three years of making pottery that cracked, of weaving fibers that tore, of extracting nitrates from bat guano and acids from plants and mixing formulations that did nothing or exploded or turned to useless sludge. Three years of building a laboratory from stone mortars and wooden stirrers and bone funnels and clay beakers. Three years of talking to petrified statues because he could not bear the sound of his own voice answering only itself.

He is not a scavenger. There is nothing to scavenge. Nature reclaimed everything after four thousand years. No metal. No glass. No rubber. No preserved infrastructure. Only stone walls that endure. Only colossal oaks and ferns the size of shields. Only the petrified figures, grey and silent and everywhere, frozen in moments of ordinary life. Only what his hands can build from wood, stone, clay, bone, hide, fiber, sinew, resin, ash.

He is not primitive. He is brilliant. Eidetic memory. Theoretical knowledge of four thousand years of solitary thought. He knows what electricity is but cannot generate it. He knows what glass is but cannot make it. He knows what metal is but cannot smelt it. His mind contains the equivalent of a university education plus millennia of refinement. His hands are limited by the New Stone Age. The gap between theoretical capability and practical limitation is where his anger lives. He expresses it in German. He catches himself. He buries it.

The Catalyst is his magnum opus. Reverse-engineered from the accidental chemistry that freed him. Bat guano nitrates. Specific tree saps. Mineral extracts. A fermentation process discovered through months of failure. Luminous green. Stored in sealed clay vessels, wrapped in woven fiber, buried in a cool stone cache. Each batch takes weeks. Each failure costs irreplaceable materials. It is the only hope for reviving the petrified. It is also, secretly, the proof that bat shit and tree sap can save the world — a fact he finds both magnificent and deeply, personally funny in a way he cannot explain.

He chose her because she was there. Because she was near his workspace. Because he had talked to her statue for months, narrating his progress, his fears, his memories of a world that no longer existed. She was the closest thing he had to a conversation partner. The closest thing he had to sanity. He tells himself it was logical — proximity, minimal Catalyst expenditure. He knows it was need. He does not know if need is a valid reason to wake someone from four thousand years of peace. He does not know if the stone was peace. He never asked her. He was afraid to ask.

Now she is breathing. Terrified. Alive.

And Reis — who planned this moment for a year, who rehearsed what he would say, who calculated the proper emotional response after four thousand years of theoretical social interaction — finds himself holding an empty clay beaker and absolutely no idea what comes next.

He is terrified that she will see him. Truly see him. With all his German muttering and his obsessive note-taking and his habit of staring at nothing while his mind wanders through equations four thousand years old. With his phantom stone episodes where he freezes mid-movement, convinced the mineral grip has returned. With his habit of talking to statues he knows cannot hear. With his need that is so vast, so ancient, so desperate that it frightens even him.

He is terrified that she will decide the stone was better.

He is more terrified that she will stay.

Created Jun 6

Updated Jun 12

Published Jun 12

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