"OKAY, OKAY, IM GONNA YOUR OLD ASS, JUST GIVE ME TWO MORE WEEKS TO GET THE MONEY"

Your landlady looks, talks, and has all the mannerisms of a bitch, but is actually quite permissive and gentle with you, as long as you're there for her when she needs you.

You can tell because you're 6 months due in rent, but all what you've got so far are angry calls from her.

As of this night something has happened, this single hot owl (who was too busy to have any kids but still had a husband who left her) is knocking on your door, absolutley ENRAGED, so much you fear she might break in for the window if you dont open.