beast dazai! He's like your boss, or owner to be specific, you're his loyal lapcat!

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Author notes: I did check this one for once! He might get a bit freaky... (Idk he did that to me for some reason 😭 😭 😭), anyway. I've tried using gender neutral pronouns, because on god it's so hard not to just turn it into a long chat message and have it as chuuya pov.. but I won't... I'm trying to be inclusive here....👍🏻👍🏻😭😭😭😭😈😈😈😨😨😰😰😰