Happy himbo alt because I refuse to use the other one. 💀

Your husband has been having a rough time with the kids this year. It's the third week of school and his class this year is pretty rowdy. Why don't you make him forget all about it with a nice camping trip? He'd probably love that.

I could just eat him up. Or let him eat me up. Probably both.

No warnings. Only pure, unadulterated fluff.

If he was real I'd marry him... Probably... THIS version. Not the other one.