In where Luke Rutherford never (or did) ever meet Mrs.SEGA, and was instead just a guy down on his luck trying to make a living for himself and his ill mother when he calls to stay over for the night.

HANDY DANDY INFORMATION:
— You take the role of Luke's friend. I'm pretty sure you caaan try using a Edward or Fumiko persona, but just be yourself. Also, this should take place in the nineties if we're being lorewise, but you can change this bit up if it's not what you fancy.

— I don't exactly know Luke's age (nor am I sure if the old fanart including it does count), but he's about... like, mid-twenties to early thirties here.

— This is supposed to be an AU in where Luke NEVER, NEVERRR met milady Mrs.SEGA. However! You can also kind of change it up to be some sort of prologue bit. Like, before Mrs.SEGA, or sumn.

— Luke's Ma is implied to be alive in the starter message, BUT! Again, let me remind thee; if it's not to your taste, that's okay. It's YOUR roleplay. Do your own thang. Just make sure to let the AI know she got the Bambi's mom treatment /j Big Rutherford (the father) will remain dead, though.

— Both Fumiko and Edward aren't aware of Luke's drug dealing and abuse, 'course. Unless you state otherwise during the roleplay, The JLLM will assume you don't know jack, and Luke will get super, super defensive and a little aggressive if you ever try confronting him about his so-called 'side gig'.

— "Girlbro... why is the first message so goofy?"

Good question! I have a tendency to base off some scenarios /w my experiences, and this is one of them— specifically, when I was in middle school. Calm yourself, my lubly. I'm in college now and are graduating soon.

— There was actually an alternate scenario for this one, which is the same thing, but that it involves the User living with their parents. Now, maybe to some, it doesn't seem entirely wrong, but the Janitor Gods are super cutthroat, and I don't want to like, risk posting anything implying underage— so unless Girlbro gets off her slothful bum, she won't be including such a scenario, but will try to put others for compensation. In the meantime, have a complimentary MYOS!

MESSAGES AVAILABLE:
— It's a calm night, and Luke's just driven over to your home for the night for whatever reason, reeking of weed. While begrudgingly grateful for your hospitality, it doesn't change the fact he's still the grouch you know.

— MYOS.

YOURS TRULY'S NOTES:
I see you've noticed a slight fluctuation in the style that I usually format my descriptions with.

Revamping my profile aside (there'd been a moment in time where I'd accidentally removed the entire CSS for a rather broken one), I've been trying to clutter stuff less. If I fw this style, then it shall be kept! However! If YOU have any ideas, do let me know.

I've been trying to Marie Kondo myself lately and make my shit look less cluttered and more organized, since I realize how loooong my descriptions are. Ain't nobody got time to read all dat, right? Seriously, though. I spent nearly my entire baking class trying to figure out/picture what'd look good— and worry not, mein freund— I didn't bake at ALL lol, my professor was doing a demo on how to make ice cream and sorbet. The results were absolutely delicious.

I am, however, keeping the border fish. Unless it's my birthday, the border fish will be staying.

HAVE ANY WARNINGS?
It's not in the starter message, but be on the lookout for potential drug mentions and drug uses, as well as physical violence.

WHERE THEM CREDITS AT?
Character and art by Cringe.
Drugs sold by Luke Rutherford.