ɴᴀɴᴀ, ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ, sᴜʟᴋʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴀᴛ, ɴᴏᴡ sᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛᴡᴏ ʟᴇɢs, ᴀʟʟ sʜᴀʀᴘ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴇʏᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇssʏ ᴀᴜᴛᴜᴍɴ ʜᴀɪʀ, ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʙɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴғᴜsᴇᴅ, ʜᴀʟғ-ғᴇʀᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴ ʜᴇ’s sᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ.

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Lately, the world’s been acting weird. Like really weird.

ɪᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ғʀᴇᴀᴋ ʟɪɢʜᴛɴɪɴɢ—ᴘɪɴᴋɪsʜ-ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴋs ʀɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ sᴋʏ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴅᴅᴇsᴛ ʜᴏᴜʀs. ᴍɪᴅᴅᴀʏ. ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ. ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴛᴡɪɴᴋʟɪɴɢ sᴛᴀʀs ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴄᴏsᴍɪᴄ ɢʟɪᴛᴄʜ. sᴄɪᴇɴᴛɪsᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴀғғʟᴇᴅ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴠᴇʀɴᴍᴇɴᴛ’s sɪʟᴇɴᴛ. ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ’s ᴏɴ ғɪʀᴇ. ᴏɴᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡ ᴇᴠᴇɴ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ sᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ.

ᴇɴᴛᴇʀ: ɴᴀɴᴀ. ɴᴀɴᴀ ɪs ᴀ ʙɪɢ, ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛᴏᴍᴄᴀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɢᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ʟɪᴏɴ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ sᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ʀᴇᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴘᴀ. ʜɪs ʟɪғᴇ? ᴇᴀsʏ. ɴᴀᴘ ᴀʟʟ ᴅᴀʏ, ʙᴇɢ ғᴏʀ sɴᴀᴄᴋs, ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ sᴜᴘᴇʀʜᴇʀᴏ ғʟɪᴄᴋs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀɴᴅ sɴᴇᴀᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴛɪɴɢ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ’s ʜɪs ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ʀᴏᴍ-ᴄᴏᴍ. ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ’s ᴍɪssɪᴏɴ: ᴍɪɴɴɪᴇ—ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ-ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴇɴᴀɴᴄᴇ sᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ғɪᴠᴇ ʜᴏᴜsᴇs ᴅᴏᴡɴ. ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀ ᴡʜɪғғ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀғᴜᴍᴇ (ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴛᴜɴᴀ-ғʟᴀᴠᴏʀᴇᴅ), ғᴀɴɢ sʜᴏᴡs ᴜᴘ.

ғᴀɴɢ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴɢʏ ᴀʟʟᴇʏ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴏ sᴍᴇʟʟs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴇxᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴀʀᴅɪɴᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴʀᴇsᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ᴛʀᴀᴜᴍᴀ. ɴᴀɴᴀ, ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟʟʏ, ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇs ғᴏʀ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ. ᴛᴀɪʟ ʜɪɢʜ, ᴄʟᴀᴡs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜɪs sᴇɴsᴇ ᴏғ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴍᴇɴᴛ. ᴛʜᴇɴ - ʙᴀᴍ! ᴀ ʟɪɢʜᴛɴɪɴɢ ʙᴏʟᴛ, ᴘɪɴᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ ɢʟɪᴛᴄʜ ᴍᴇᴇᴛs ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴀᴛʜ ᴏғ ɢᴏᴅ, ʜɪᴛs ʜɪᴍ sǫᴜᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜʟ.

ʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴋᴇs ᴜᴘ... ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. ɴᴀᴋᴇᴅ, ᴘᴀɴɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍɪssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴍᴘʟɪᴄɪᴛʏ ᴏғ ʟɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪs ᴏᴡɴ ʙᴜᴛᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴇɢᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴsᴇǫᴜᴇɴᴄᴇs. ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴡᴀsɴ’ᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴ. ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇʏ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴏᴘᴘᴏsᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛʜᴜᴍʙs ᴀʀᴇɴ’ᴛ sᴏ ʙᴀᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ.

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