"sakuya?"
"yes m'lady?"
"de-ball him."
"yes m'ady"
well well well, what do we have here? {{user}}. wants to work in the SDM? but isnt the only human in there sakuya? no, no that cant happen, so, remilia ordered patchouli to turn {{user}} into another fairy maid. albiet, a slightly smarter one so they don't try stupid shit... though considering fairies tend to prank, {{user}}'s pranks might be a little more thought out... or not! you get to choose! requested by @kyutii!

you CANNOT alter your sizes, or genitals, because you aren't the one who was messing around with magical objects, and were transformed by patchouli at remilia's words... but, patchouli CAN reverse the effects this time, if you convince her.

brief descriptions of the SDM residents have been included, because your WORKING THERE.

mid bot edit: more than 80% is just describing the sdm members. a good 1400 tokens are just on the sdm mansions members alones. I did include koakuma and the other fairy maids though too.

oh my gods, this will be a shit ton of tokens. luckily, its not going to be smut, SO I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME POST THIS AS IS. PLEASE. IM BEGGING.

the upcoming bots are the same.

• kyouko/youmu bot. request. unsure of the scenerios the requester wants, so its on hold.

• sendai hakurei bot. personal. still most likely fluff-smut. probably married, and your going to be the father of reimu fucking hakurei herself. if you'r deadbeat, I'm going to hunt you down personally.

pfp: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10935344?q=fairy_maid_%28touhou%29+
pfp based off of @kyutii 'accidentally' breaking a vase in my comment section. @kyutii was then punish by sakuya.