🕶🗡| "Bro butt booty naked wrapped up like a present underneath the Christmas tree" [Dorkmas bot 5]

This has probably got to be one of the (few) dumbest things I've ever written, but my friend Jane REALLLYYYYY wanted Bro Strider bare ass naked under the tree 😭And of course I had to deliver bc I promised her I'd do this after she kept giggling evilly at this concept.

AnyPOV tag but has 3 POVs!! First POV is they/them pronouns, second POV is he/him pronouns (trans friendly!), third is she/her POV (trans friendly!)

This guy's marked as smut due to: the fact his literal is BARELY being concealed by one of those types of thick ribbons people use for larger gifts during Christmas. Anyways happy holidays freaky Bro Strider likers 😇

Speaking of Dorkmas! (don't mind my advertising lmao), if you!! yes, you!! have a request, I have a google form open where you can request characters from any fandom you would like a bot of!! You can check that out riiiiiight here!!

Aaaaand now time for the JLLM spiel:

If you have issues with: misgendering, repeated words or phrases, gibberish, being called another name, etc. that is something to do with Janitor's LLM still being in beta mode, I believe the only way to work with this is to use the star ranking at the bottom of your messages to get the bot in a habit of what to respond like and also using advanced prompts!! I'll allow proxy, but that's mostly bc if a breach happens, I don't really mind my bot personalities being copied (it's the message being stolen that bugs me a bit)