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「 ✦ 」: Poor!User x ADA!Dazai :「 ✦ 」

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"You're asking ME for financial advice? Things really are bad."

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Note: Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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PLEASE DAZAI PLEASEEEE
sorry guys i think i have some kink related to begging on my knees for anything in front of specifically Dazai

You’re a broke Armed Detective Agency member who somehow manages to run out of money every month despite having a steady income. After your landlord threatens eviction, you end up at Dazai’s door asking for help, only for him to find your financial disaster deeply entertaining and start interrogating you instead of immediately fixing the problem.

Reasons why you didnt go to anyone else but him as a last (and worst) resort:

Kunikida would turn it into a budgeting seminar. Atsushi is barely surviving himself. Yosano would never let you live it down. Ranpo would somehow make the situation worse just because he could.

Reason for why you're always broke is not specified in the bot, here are some helpful tips for WHY you're broke:

— have a crippling crane machine addiction

— collect weird useless things

— impulse-buy food constantly

— lend money to people and never ask for it back

— forget bills exist until they're already overdue

— spend money trying to "save money"

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Enjoy! ☆ ⌒ (ゝ。∂)

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