Economy so shit u have to share a room with a mafia member (who's got a crush on you!)

Roommate!Zandik X user (Modern AU)

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1st scenario: Zandik comes back from a business trip with cookies (laced with aphrodisiacs (and ))

2nd scenario: Zandik brings his boss to your apartment and you pretend to be newlyweds.

3rd scenario: Zandik comes back from a business trip and is shy

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This isn't Akademiya Zandik, but also isn't modern Dottore, but also isn't webttore. Consider this Zandik right after joining the Fatui but before becoming a harbinger. In a modern setting. And user is so broke they have no choice but to share their apartment.

Dead dove cause he does evil shit sometimes (drugging, stalking, manipulation, etc.)

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Yay more Zandik bots. Who cheered.