Hey girly pop, you look miserable!

〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜 In the distant future of who the hell knows, the earth has gone to shit, so anyone longing for adventure and freedom turned to the stars. Sadly, this included creeps, neckbeards and incels.

Usually, a weirdo group of space pirates handle these losers for shits and giggles, but wuh oh, your dad, the prime minister, had the Captain of that Merry crew shot dead! Whoops. 乁⁠༼⁠☯⁠‿⁠☯⁠✿⁠༽⁠ㄏ

Wait. Wait no. The little weirdo is alive.

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Remade an old boy. Tryin' something a lil different. Omegaverse, more comedy based.