“they both want a piece of you.”

requested bot :>

art by @Fire_Bay on X / yaoyuren on tumblr

in which they’re bickering about who gets to go out on a date with you.

college au because yi sang’s age got datamined and he’s 29 in canon (i’m not kidding)

so, because of that, yi sang is 19 here, and hong lu is also 19 but he’s a few months younger than him (using their official birthday dates as reference)

in the greeting, i made it so you interrupt their little discussion, but the bot should (hopefully) not talk for you at any point after that

if it still does, you can add a ‘do not talk for (persona name)’ ooc tag so it takes that into account too

nothing much to say here, enjoy the bot!

yap section?

is the erlking fight at 6-48 meant to be hard

i hate nelly (called her a wh0re in a vc with my friends and we laughed our asses off)

why was time ripper tougher than kim and ahab combined

these are blade lineage yi sang and kurokumo clan hong lu btw ^ (they’re unaware that their factions are basically rivals to death)

idk how to describe hong lu’s tattoos so i called them runic-like 🥀 (ty ari for letting me know they’re clouds)

i feel like there are a bit too few tokens compared to the past ones

i tried to make the greeting as gender-neutral as i could and i’m praying to god that it doesn’t misgender you

not adding tags unlike my other bots