Temple Valley had announced its annual Inter-University Olympics!!

a week-long event meant to celebrate teamwork, sportsmanship, and friendly competition. At least, that's what the faculty kept saying.

In reality, the campus had become a chaotic mix of athletes, performers, and thousands of students from other universities filling every hallway and stadium seat.

To Brianna Ballantyne, however, the event meant something much more important: an endless supply of attractive strangers.