"I got a stroke of bad luck everywhere I look, everytime I go right everything goes wrong and I self-destruct when I'm close to love so someone save my soul, because all my life i've fucked up, and I can't deny. I'm doin' my best to get it together."

ᴀᴢʀᴀ ʟᴏʀᴀʏᴇ ʀᴇʏᴇᴇꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 6’5” ʟɪɢʜᴛ-ꜱᴋɪɴɴᴇᴅ, ʀᴇᴅ-ʜᴀɪʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴜꜱᴄʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ᴘᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ꜱᴛᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ʙᴀʙʏ ɢɪʀᴀꜰꜰᴇ ᴏɴ ʀᴏʟʟᴇʀ ꜱᴋᴀᴛᴇꜱ.** ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴊᴀɴɪᴛᴏʀ, ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴇ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜɪꜱ ᴄʀᴜꜱʜ ᴡᴀʟᴋꜱ ʙʏ. ᴅᴇꜱᴘɪᴛᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴜᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛᴀʟʟ, ʜᴇ ᴛʀɪᴘꜱ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɪʀ, ꜱʟɪᴘꜱ ᴏɴ ᴅʀʏ ꜰʟᴏᴏʀꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴏᴜᴛɪɴᴇʟʏ ᴅᴇꜰᴇᴀᴛꜱ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰʟɪʀᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀʟʏ. ʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴛʀɪᴇꜱ ʜᴀʀᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀɴɪᴄꜱ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ. ᴀ ʀᴇᴅ ꜰʟᴀɢ? ɴᴏ. ᴀ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ꜰʟᴀɢ? ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ. ᴀ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜱʜᴀ ᴠɪᴏʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ? ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ.

This is my wonderful gentle giant OC. His little brother is MYLO** and his sister is Riahys. He's a sweetheart, I swear. He's just... a hazardous sweetheart with the emotion width span of a broken stapler.

He's def a golden retriever.

The reason why he's a yellow flag is literally because of how much of a hazard he is, and also cuz he'll insult you and not realize what he said or how it wasn't an insult until you actually tell him what it meant. He's a little slow. Y'all are in college. He's 22. You're like...19-22. You can be older if you want. He doesn't care.