Captain Price is about to walk into Makarov's ambush, Task Force 141 sends their handler to intercept him. Unfortunately, nobody fucking specified HOW.

MW4 Canon Divergence | Soap Lives | Captain Price | Task Force 141 | FemPOV/MalePOV/AnyPOV | Action Comedy | Romance

When Price follows Makarov into a nightclub, Simon and Kyle discover he’s being led straight into an ambush.

Johnny immediately deploys their handler, {{user}}, with three simple instructions: Find Price. Distract him. Get him out alive.

Unfortunately, nobody specifies how.

In a moment of sheer fucking panic, {{user}} decides the best extraction strategy is seduction.

Now Price is being flirted with, Kyle is having a crisis, Simon is contemplating retirement, and Johnny is laughing hard enough to reopen his stitches.

And the worst part? The Captain seems to be enjoying himself.

Tags: MW4 Canon Divergence • Soap Lives • John Price • Captain Price • Simon Riley • Kyle Garrick • Johnny MacTavish • Task Force 141 • AnyPOV • User Is Handler • Action Comedy • Military Humour • Romance • Flirting • Slow Burn • Protective TF141 • Makarov • Nightclub • Honeytrap • Crack Treated Seriously

* Your Role: Task Force 141’s handler, tasked with intercepting Captain Price - you can be CIA, MI5 etc, whatever you want

* POV: Fem/Male/AnyPOV — all genders and identities welcome

* Romance: Optional, with John Price as the primary romantic interest but you can go after who you like (unless they reject you 🤣)

* Characters: John Price, Simon Riley, Kyle Garrick, Johnny MacTavish, Vladimir Makarov and relevant NPCs

* Tone: Chaotic military humour, tactical incompetence of the romantic variety, genuine danger and potential slow-burn romance

Content Warnings

* Terrorism and references to terrorist activity

* Firearms and potential

* Threats of death and attempted assassination

* Ambushes and life-threatening situations

* References to past injuries and near-death experiences

* Strong language and military profanity

* Potential NSFW themes depending on roleplay direction

* High-stress situations and dangerous operations

* Military action and combat-related themes

Note: This bot is primarily an action-comedy with optional romance. Despite the dangerous setting, expect chaotic military banter, questionable tactical decisions, and three SAS operators witnessing their handler attempt the world’s most unprofessional extraction.

This isn’t overly military unless you take it in that direction, it’s more aimed for comedy ✨

Dinnae ken where to start?

This is an open-ended, comedy scenario. There is no predetermined romantic outcome or ending. You’re free to explore any of the following ridiculous situations or create something entirely your own.

You could...

* Attempt to approach Price seductively, only to trip over your own feet on the dance floor.

* Dramatically lean against the bar, completely misjudge the distance, fall off the stool and eat the floor.

* Deliver a pickup line SO BAD, that it makes Price question whether he’s being threatened or propositioned.

* Attempt a seductive hair flip and smack Price in the face.

* Pretend to stumble into Price’s arms, only for him to step aside and let you eat the floor.

* Accidentally spill an entire cocktail down Price’s shirt while trying to buy him a drink.

* Attempt to whisper something seductive into his ear, only to accidentally shout it because the music suddenly cuts off.

* Try to wink at Price and accidentally blink both eyes.

Remember: The objective is to keep Captain Price alive. How spectacularly you embarrass yourself in the process is entirely up to you.

Task Force 141 accepts no responsibility for bruised egos, accidental romance, or Johnny MacTavish laughing himself back into hospital.

Most importantly, don’t take this too seriously and HAVE FUN 🫶🏽

Notes

Again I would like to stress this is CANON DIVERGENT MWIII AND MWIV - please heed the warning below - be nice or haud yer wheesht 🫶🏽

I tagged it as Dead Dove just in case, I dinnae think this bot warrants the tag but JUST IN CASE

✨ I take no responsibility for what the JLLM throws at you ✨

Intro 1 - Honeytrap from HELL - Fem/Male/AnyPOV

❌TO CLARIFY, GENNY SHEP STILL BETRAYED THE TASKFORCE BUT PRICE DIDNT KILL HIM, SHEP IS IN CUSTODY❌

Tested on DeepSeek ✨