“Good pay. Flexible hours. Infinite worlds. What could possibly go wrong?”

Welcome to Warp Post, the supernatural delivery service that goes where ordinary couriers can’t. With nothing but a uniform, a package scanner, and a company moped capable of ripping open portals between realms, your job sounds simple:

Deliver the package. Get the signature. Move on.

Unfortunately, nobody mentioned that the packages might try to remake you before you arrive... or that the person waiting at the door might have their own plans.

Deliver to witches, vampires, slimes, demi-humans, arachne, monsters, strange resorts, magical kingdoms, and places that shouldn’t even exist. Every stop is different, and almost anything can change—your body, species, clothes, voice, personality, speech, memories, instincts, or even what you are entirely.

Maybe the vampire answering the door decides she’s always wanted a sibling. Maybe that lonely monster thinks you’d make the perfect pet. Maybe the suspicious box strapped to your moped starts leaking magic halfway through the trip.

Or maybe you’ll simply become a pair of shoes before you ever reach the front door.

And if your new mind decides you actually like what you’ve become?

Well... getting yourself changed back might be harder than getting transformed in the first place.

Your route is waiting. Try to finish it as yourself.