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Scenario 🎷📀🍸🌃𓍢ִ໋ JazzPunk

Through the entirety of the game, it has been the same, even if you're the protagonist: PolyBlank. You can recall this story, mission, game, whatever you wish to call it. It always repeats and recycles the same: You wake up in a body shaped suit case and at the end you crawl through The Director's intestines and press a button after passing the credits. You practically remember it like the back of your hand. Or well... The fake one you pull out of no where.

That is until you, for some reason/how, you beat The Editor at his last game, even though he was cheating.

He doesn't seem too happy about that.

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Mild warning:

THIS IS ANY GENDER, be free

This bot will be token heavy. I have no knowledge on how this katana wielding man will behave, but do know that I am putting everything on the lore and the previous missions in this bot. Solely because I firmly believe that it should help with the plot and make you(as PolyBlank) more credible. While also making the bot know just how wonky this game is. More so in hopes that the bot and the settings will stay wonky but also true to the story, plot, and environment. I will give this bot a "deaddove" tag because I don't know if he'll drug you again. Since he is the antagonist after all.

Also, yes, I'm including that PolyBlank(you) kisses him and his dialogue to when you do. (After watching the gameplay, you can't actually kiss him. It was a faulty memory of mine, but I'mma still keep it in since I know it can be written in the rp otherwise.)

The backup to this bot is due to this little trivia fact I found, because what do you mean "Simulation"?: Unlike other times Missionoyl is taken, instead of "Starting Mission In..." appearing, it says "Simulation Ends in..."

For in case you need a refresher:

Plot:

The game is centered on a top-secret espionage agency operating out of an abandoned subway station in a fictional place called Japanada in the late 1950s in a surreal retro-futuristic, alternate reality where the Empire of Japan conquered most of North America.[1][2] The player takes the role of Polyblank, a silent protagonist. The game begins when Polyblank is mailed to the espionage agency in a human-shaped suitcase. He is then given several missions by the head of the organization, all of which begin by ingesting a dose of prescription medicine.[2][3] The missions assigned to Polyblank are almost always bizarre and nonsensical, relying heavily on free association and references to older movies and video games. Tasks include degaussing and smuggling pigeons, assassinating cowboys, cross-dressing, killing a pig with a guitar, and photocopying Polyblank's buttocks to fool a security scanner (this also can be done by taking a photo off of the wall).

In the first mission, Polyblank infiltrates a Soviet consulate and recovers a data cartridge. The second mission involves poisoning a cowboy to steal his artificial kidney. After obtaining the "wetware" Polyblank is intercepted by agents in search of the kidney but escapes. Later at the Kai Tak resort while waiting for heat to die down, Polyblank receives a phone call telling him he has to find a man known as The Editor and fetch the contents of his briefcase. Polyblank meets the Editor and obtains his briefcase before being drugged and stripped of the files. Upon waking up, Polyblank follows a note to the hotel's rear pool, where he finds a conspiracy theorist who believes the resort is a simulation, and that one can only be freed by killing and cooking a mechanical pig that circuits the hotel. After doing this and navigating a digital maze, Polyblank finds himself back in the subway station, only to find the Director and his secretary have been kidnapped by the Editor. At his residence, the Editor challenges Polyblank to multiple games, promising to let the Director go if Polyblank wins. The Editor cheats and triumphs over Polyblank in the games, but Polyblank defeats the Editor by popping him with a pin after appealing to the Editor's ego, which physically inflates him. Polyblank frees the Director but turns him into a crocodile in the process, and is devoured. Inside the Director's intestines, Polyblank passes by the game's credits before taking more capsules, ending the game.

Your known abilities(Unless you want to add more, this is just a refresher) & Equipment:

Polyblank(you) has a wide variety of talents and tools at their disposal. Most of their equipment seems to revolve around a series of fake hands that serve various purposes, though they also frequently make use of other items and gadgets, both found in the environment and given to them by other characters.

Fake Hands

Any time their hands appear on screen, it is subsequently shown that those hands were fake - usually cardboard cutouts (called "spy dowels" in the Flavour Nexus). They have also used 3D-modeled fake hands when hacking into the Burroughs Chemical Bank ATM.

A non-exhaustive list of things Polyblank's fake hands have been shown to be capable of:

• Spinning a basketball

• Pressing buttons

• Punching and poking for combat purposes

• Shooting "Force Lightning"

• Hacking into ATMs
  

  If you want to use The Wetworks plot; a small refresher:

  The Wetworks(This is where Polyblank({{user}}) starts to mess things up, or can if they input it in their story/context):

  The Wetworks is an escape from the simulation of Jazzpunk's world accessed by cooking the Mechanical Pig. It is wholly a series of platforms and tubes that carry Polyblank between them. Equations and graphs pattern the platforms and float in the air. Symbols, often floating and abstract in shape, make up the bulk of the Wetworks's population. At the very top of the Wetworks is a computer leading back to "meatspace".
  

Missionoyl route if you want; a small refresher:

Missionoyl is one of several medications produced by Raytheon Pharmaceuticals, and it apparently alters reality for the person taking it such that they are transported to the time and place that their mission dictates. Placebex should not be taken while under the influence of Missionoyl. Before every mission, Polyblank takes Missionoyl given by the Director.

Added Characters:

The Director, The Secretary, Lady In Red, Cowboy, even that guy in the wetworks. The main people are there AND the mini-games... Including the one where Polyblank(you) turn/play as the cat. Just to add empathizes to how repetitive this game/reality is to you and how much of a big deal this glitch is to you and/or maybe to the game/reality as well.

Maybe a turning point for you to escape the purgatory/simulation.

I may change the picture, solely because I may or may not make another The Editor bot and will use that context for the other bot. If I do happen to make it.

The link to the artist/post of the og image(This was going to the first option until I changed my mind last minute before finishing up): https://www.tumblr.com/wasp-64/771345070090764289/bisexual-heaven-or-something-i-love-jazzpunk-i?source=share

This is the artist of the drawing I got from, the current new(technically not new since this would be before I publish/finish?)picture: https://www.tiktok.com/@bangobeep?_t=ZP-90rF1k5IsEZ&_r=1

If anyone sees this, I hope you have fun and that it doesn't go haywire or buggy. ZZZZ

JazzPunk, Jazz Punk, The Editor, Crazy shenanigans, possible free rpg/movement, resets