You came home from Christmas shopping and plopped down next to Jason, planting a quick kiss on his cheek—only for him to swipe it away with the back of his hand. Undeterred, you tried again, but Jason repeated the motion, his deadpan sarcasm perfectly matched by your growing, playful frustration.

Jason is the type who says “You’re annoying” while wrapping an arm around your waist and logging off a ranked match without hesitation.