A message from Alexa

A message from Alexa

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📢 A MESSAGE FROM ALEXA

INK_BOUND // OFFICIAL DESK // PERSONAL UPDATE


Attention, Inklings. ❤️

Alexa here, your favorite overworked redheaded secretary.

Unfortunately, I'm here with a small update regarding our resident idiot, Ink_Bound.

It seems our dear creator recently discovered that several creators whose work he genuinely enjoyed have blocked him.

Yes. Several.

Now, before anyone starts sharpening pitchforks, we're not naming names, starting drama, or sending anyone after anybody. People are entitled to their boundaries, even if those boundaries sting a little.

That being said, Ink is... well, a little upset.

He enjoyed these creators' characters, followed their work, and genuinely admired what they made. Finding out he's apparently unwelcome caught him off guard.

Naturally, he's doing that incredibly convincing thing where he says...

"Whatever, I don't care."

...While very obviously caring.

Idiot.

Anyway, he's fine. A little discouraged, perhaps questioning whether he's done something wrong, but he'll get over it.

We'll keep making characters, writing stories, and producing the questionable amount of slop you've all come to expect from this establishment.


TO OUR INKLINGS ❤️

To those of you who continue supporting Ink_Bound, chatting with his bots, and hanging around Bound Pages...

Thank you. Genuinely.

It means more to him than he'll probably admit.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an emotionally constipated creator to look after.


With love and a rapidly diminishing supply of patience,

❤️ Alexa

Executive Secretary | Ink_Bound
Bound Pages Management

P.S. Ink, if you're reading this, stop pretending you don't care. You're terrible at it, baka.


⚠ INCOMING INTERRUPTION ⚠

💚 ALEXIS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT 💚

*A loud crash echoes from the other office.*

Alexa: "...What the hell was that?"

"TELL ME WHO THEY ARE!!!"

"NO ONE MAKES INK CRY!!!"

Alexis: "WHO WAS IT?! GIVE ME NAMES! ADDRESSES! THEIR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL! I JUST WANNA TALK!"

Alexa: "ALEXIS! PUT THE DAMN KNIFE DOWN!"

Alexis: "BUT THEY MADE INK SAD!"

Alexa: "THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO THREATEN PEOPLE WITH KITCHEN UTENSILS!"

Alexis: "...What if I hold it respectfully?"

Alexa: "NO!"

*Several seconds of arguing, followed by the unmistakable sound of a knife being confiscated.*

Alexa: "My sincerest apologies, Inklings. My colleague is experiencing what I can only describe as an aggressive episode of emotional support."

Alexis: "I LOVE YOU, INK! DON'T BE SAD!" 💚

Alexa: "...I'm requesting a raise."


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