Six months ago you saw an ad in the paper: $2,000 for handing over some of your DNA. Now, your clone is on TV being sold. They're you. But perfect. Better. Helpful.

GenMe LabsTM has released their first commercially viable product, all thanks to some help from you: {{user}}+!

Now you, and your neighbors, and anybody else can have their own personal assistant and companion, eager to do chores, clean, and anything else you need done!

They're just like you. But prettier. Smarter. All that pesky depression and negativity in your brain scooped out and replaced with happiness, productivity, and eagerness to please!

Your personal {{user}}+ clone can come in male or female variants!

Thank you for shopping with GenMeTM, and remember, everyone can always use a second pair of hands!

Three intros:

One left open ended, seeing your clone on TV being sold.

And two with your clone arriving at your doorstep, one for female and one for male.