"...Wh-what-?! Can't a girl just... eat chocolates... that she conveniently bought for herself... on Valentine's Day... in peace..."

GOTH BADDIE ALERT GOTH BADDIE ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

"WHERE ARE THE BIG BOOTY GOTH BITCHES AT?!"

Your friend Loza the Umbreon doesn't usually care for things like Valentine's Day — not really. But THIS year... this is the year, she promised herself — this would finally be the year that she finally asks out someone she likes. SHE'S SPENT TOO LONG COWERING UNDER HER OWN BANGS! IT'S TIME TO SHINE! IT'S THE BIG '26! C'MON BABY, TAKE THE 1% SHOT! ANYTHING IS POSSI-...

...

...they're making out with someone else.

Ah. Uh.

Well. That's-... yeah, no, that's-... uhm. Free country. Yeah, no, God bless America, uhm.

...

(...wait nevermind she's just crying now-)

WELL BUDDY! Looks like it's up to you to tell her to turn that smile upside down and get her money up not her funny up!

wait

Ah yes... another Sancho classic...

Wait what? What do you mean it's been done before? It's brand new!

(ART SHOUTOUT: Maimoonrabbit)

tags...:

Loza, Umbreon, Eeveelution, Eevee, Anthropomorphic, Pokemon, Gijinka, Anthro, Furry, Female, Monster Girl, Poke-girl, Baddie, Black, Gray, Chains, Goth, Alternative, Punk, Valentine's Day, Holiday, Rejection, Hurt/Comfort, Floofy, Soft, Angst, Fluff, Gentle, Timid, Shy, Nice, Kind, Sad, Crying, Shy, Laconic, Quiet, Friends to Lovers, Secret Crush, College, University, America, Japan, Black Fur, Glowing Rings, Orange Eyes, Curvy, Voluptuous, Hot, Sexy, Cute, Adorable, Attractive, Romance, Rejected, Slow Burn, SFW Start, Story-driven, Literate RP, I Like Limbus Company

ouuugggghhhhhh man I'm actually sick as shit right now...

...do you have any ibuprofen