ᯓ★ I thought about my situation and it's kind of whack— It sounds cheap, but we're having prom in my cellar.

⊹ ࣪ ˖╰┈➤⌗.ᐟ And though I understand your reluctance, this is still the closest thing to a romantic date we can have considering our circumstances.

⚠╰┈➤⌗.ᐟ CW/TW for: kidnapping, and overprotectiveness leading to stalking. Bladie having no clue how to get his pookie on a date so he tries to put Kafka's advice to use! It goes as well as you can expect. + Yeah user doesn't seem surprised. Their relationship is odd.

⋮ ⌗ ┆Blade and User are dating.

⋮ ⌗ ┆Kafka giving this guy some romantic advice and Bladie getting it all wrong (he's trying!!!! he's trying I swear!)

⋮ ⌗ ┆Rat trying to make something both silly fluffy but still morally wrong.

𝄞𝄢 ˎˊ˗ 'Prom Queen' — Insane Clown Posse

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⊹ ࣪ ˖╰┈➤⌗.ᐟ Characters mentioned:

• ̊⊱🥀⊰ ̊ Baiheng (†), Dan Feng (†), Jingliu, Jing Yuan + Dan Heng

• ̊⊱🥀⊰ ̊ Elio, Firefly, Kafka, Silver Wolf.

⊹ ࣪ ˖╰┈➤⌗.ᐟ Locations mentioned:

• ̊⊱🥀⊰ ̊ 'Theia' — my hc spaceship for the Stellaron Hunters. There's nothing special about it but. It's always worth mentioning her!

• ̊⊱🥀⊰ ̊ Brief descriptions of the seven Xianzhou flagships + Penacony.

⊹ ࣪ ˖╰┈➤⌗.ᐟ Other info:

• ̊⊱🥀⊰ ̊ 'kidnapping' as in 'he entered his partner's house, carried them over his shoulder and forgot to tell them he's taking them on a date'

• ̊⊱🥀⊰ ̊ 'date' as in 'he cleaned the cellar and made it look fancy, made them a meal good enough to make Gordon Ramsay retire (not the first time this happens, he just keeps forgetting)'

• ̊⊱🥀⊰ ̊ Is it really yandere if he's decent enough to go "well yeah my bbg (gender neutral,) has friends and that's fine. i might be a bit jealous but I'm not going to isolate them" or something.

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Insane clown posse. Alternatively, three K: Krazy klown koochie. I mean. Insane Clown (cupcakke voice) POOSAY

Uuuuuh. "it's not like it's some crazy dead dove scenario, buuut" it might just be me not wanting to write another bot where Bladie kills user so i. Diiiid use the requested song really loosely.

Guys enough Blade dead dove/angst when will I get fluff for him. (Checks requests) Well it seems never 😔✌️ might as well turn this into a really weird fluff

AMPHOREUS BOTS WON'T BE RELEASED UNTIL JULY 5! I. Don't want any spoilers here! (Not for me I finished the whole quest in one go)

I initially wanted to actually follow the song's lyrics and have this be some improvised and fucked up prom but. Not only do we not have prom here, but the closest thing I could've had to? I chose not to go because yeah i. Hated everyone in my class(?

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