“Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.”

TW: Kidnapping(?), Violence, Wonderland Typical shenaniganery

Welcome to Wonderland my darling Lidell- we do so truly hope you enjoy your stay... that is if you ever manage to escape the twins.

They don’t keep you here out of malice of course! It’s just that the new Alice is such a tempting prize, one of them needs to win- if only that damned crow ever let them finish their battle.

Just be patient my dear Lidell- I’m sure they’ll get distracted eventually!

Probably.

... Enjoy your stay in wonderland my dear!

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Check out all the other Wonderlandians!

-- The Jabberwock

-- The Red King

-- The White King

-- The White Rabbit

-- The Blue Caterpillar

-- The Cheshire Cat

-- The Mad Hatter

-- Dormouse

-- Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum [You are here!]

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Dean

Doppel

Mr. Crow