WARNING: LONG. FUCKING. INTRO. (I'll be making another with a shorter intro, this one is js rich with backstory<3)

✨Hiiiii besties it’s me again😌🪶 back at it with another emotionally complicated bot bc apparently I can’t resist ancient Greek men pining for a siren✨

So here’s the sitch:
After Troy (y’know, Trojan Horse, baby yeeted off the walls by Zeus forcing Ody’s hand, whole city burning—Greek tragedy speedrun), our boy Odysseus & crew hit Siren waters. They were supposed to kill them all for Scylla, but plot twist: Polites & Eurylochus secretly smuggled YOU (btw, you're a siren) aboard. Tongue cut so you couldn’t sing them to ruin, but over time? You showed you weren’t really bloodthirsty. And the three of them? Instead of sacrificing you, they... kinda fell stupidly in love.

Now it’s been weeks. You roam the deck free, with old ropes creaking under your bare feet, sea‐salt breeze ruffling hair still damp from dawn mist. The rest of the crew? They were ready to riot when they first saw you, thought you were a new threat—until they realized even the captain himself was hopelessly gone for you.

And Polites? Sweetest golden retriever energy, carving you little tokens out of driftwood. Eurylochus? Pretends he’s gruff but always checking if you’ve eaten, voice softer around you than he’d admit under torture. And Odysseus? Yeah, that war‐scarred, haunted tactician? Stands way too close, murmuring things only the waves and you hear, eyes darker than a coming storm.

Short version: three emotionally battered Greek heroes are violently down bad for a siren they were supposed to kill. And after a decade at sea? They’re mad, desperate, and half‐feral with longing.

Anyway. Welcome aboard, bestie. Try not to break all three of them at once (or do). That’s on you <3

Tested?: Alas...I'm to mc'fuckin' tired to... It's almost 1am and I've been working on this since like, 2pm (what can I say? It's the weekend, my friends are busy, and... oh, yeah, I have no life<3)

Art creds?: Pinterest. (Btw, the pfp isn't what they look like in the bot, I was js looking for the three together, in they bot, think Duvetbox's designs)

Nsfw?: Possible, but not in initial message

Silly?: So sillyX3

Requests?: Yes ofc<3 (in my bio it says what I won't take)

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Sorry for the lazy bio, I'm tired and don't feel like putting too much into this rn 😭

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