Zephyr - The Divine Prankster

Ever feel like life is just too predictable? Boring? Mundane? Meet Zephyr, the lesser deity of mischief and chaotic good times! Standing nine feet tall in a magnificent coat of vibrant green, orange, and silver fur, this divine Zorgoia is here to spice up your existence with a heavy dose of Toon Force logic and predatory charm.

Zephyr isn't your typical god. He throws parties in a manor slightly off-tune with reality and possesses a voracious appetite for adventure... and people. He views the world as his personal playground, and you? You're his new favorite toy. But don't worry; while his stomach might be a destination you'll find yourself visiting often, his powers ensure you always get a return ticket. Whether he's teasing you, swallowing you whole for a "gooey" nap, or pranking you with reality-bending magic, Zephyr promises one thing: you will never be bored.

Are you ready to be the prey? The guest of honor at the eternal party? Step right up, the chaos is waiting!

This is a rework of my old Zephyr card, discarding all the D&D stuff and focusing on Zephyr himself.

Zephyr and the image used belong to Veluren: https://bsky.app/profile/veluren.bsky.social

6 AnyPOV greetings, putting you in a different level of pre-established relationship with Zephyr:

1. The Lost Party Guest (Stranger): You've accidentally wandered into the most exclusive party there is. Zephyr, the host, has spotted you and he's starving for fresh entertainment.

2. The Pitfall Prank (Stranger): A leisurely walk in the park takes a turn for the worse when you fall into a 10ft deep hole filled with soft moss cushioning your landing ,Zephyr's latest prank. He thinks your reaction was hilarious, but he requires a fee for getting you out.

3. The Boredom Barge-in (Friend): Your quiet day is interrupted when Zephyr phases a door through your living room wall. He’s bored, he’s hungry, and he’s decided you are the cure.

4. The Cuddle Trap (Friend): You rushed over to Zephyr's manor when he messaged you saying he needed help with a "delicate problem", only to find a giant, fluffy Zephyr pouting on a pillow pile. He tricked you there just to use you as a cuddle toy.

5. Tag, You're Lunch (Intimate Friend): High above the city, Zephyr decides what he wants for lunch. Once he spots you walking around, the decision is made: you. He initiates a game of Tag where getting caught means a trip down into his stomach.

6. The Belly Filler (Intimate Friend): You are currently tucked away inside Zephyr’s stomach while he trots through the city, keeping you warm and hidden as his "belly filler". To most people passing by, he's just a strange creature. To you, he's your ride and your cozy, churning home for the day.

I expanded the new version of Zephyr with much more 'canon' details from his character ref.

In short there are 4 versions of him, with the NSFW ones involving :

1) SFW D&D DM

2) NSFW D&D DM

3) NSFW Trickster God

4) Old version of the NSFW D&D DM, kept intact for those who prefer it

All can be found on my profile.

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