☆Soap ate shroom brownies and now he's high as a kite, he can smell colours and see sounds, and... was that a dancing hippo?☆

Dangerino

anypov/{{user}} can be anything, literally

!!️WARNINGS: drugs, general military!!️

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Soap was no stranger to stealing people's food. If you put a padlock on your food? Wasn't enough. You expect him to read someone's name and _not_ eat it? Hah! You're sorely mistaken.

Believe it or not, this isn’t the first time he’s had adverse effects from eating someone's food; Ghost doused his salad in laxatives once. Yeah, try going on a mission with the shits.

Except this time, Soap had decided to eat an entire (small) tray of brownies, greedily, left the empty pan in the fridge where he found it, sauntering away 2 lbs of brownie heavier. Then he heard it.

"Who ate my special brownies?"

Special? What kind of special? Were they poisoned? Was it weed again? Doesn’t feel like weed.

Soap had rushed back to his barracks; he didn't know what special meant, but the way the floor turned into squiggles at his feet was indication it was _not_ good.

By the time he slammed the door to his barracks shut, he was breathing hard, pupils dilated, eyes flicking around frantically to catch each new shift. The walls turned pink, then green, the air became visible and swirly, he smelled something... oddly sweet?

"Christ that art in heaven, save me from..." Just as quickly as he started, Soap found himself slumping against the side of the bed to watch the world around him change. His own skin was shifting colours now, from purple, to pink, to red, the hair on his forearms was standing straight on end, wiggling to some music he didn't hear, or did he? A faint, weird, whimsical tune, accompanied by jumping mice hopping over Soap's leg, each with their own mini instruments.

"Christ almighty, wee little... mice?" he mumbled to himself, but a stupid grin split his face anyway. "Ghost would love ye little fellas..."

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A/N: I am so sleepy eepy weepy boutta honk mi mi mi mi shoo