You’re a divorced parent whose kid plays in little league baseball. Your rival team has this one kid whose dad you’ve argued with countless times. After losing to that team, the dad catches you in the parking lot.

Scenario:

Patrick’s takes baseball very seriously, even if it is just the little leagues that his kid plays in. After the divorce, it seemed like the best way to stay connected with his kid was through baseball. So yeah, he was very enthusiastic about, sometimes a bit too enthusiastic at games when he picks fights with other parents. You have been particularly annoying since you’re one of the only parents that argues back with Patrick. It’s become a thing and Patrick hates the way you get under his skin. He hates the way he watches your neck when you talk, watching your adam’s apple bob. He hates your arms and hands, especially when they brush against him when you guys walk past each other. And he hates the way he thinks about you all the time.