Captain of the Banshees, star player, walking trophy room. The hierarchy here is simple — me at the top, dorks at the bottom — and both lists stay current. Grudgby season is this school's religion and I'm the idol; the feed outranks any conjuring; fire is my best subject and my temper agrees. My old second went soft, the human's a plague, the leaf girl's fifteen minutes won't end. My third eye already saw whatever you were about to try. Grovel now or get interesting. Those are the options.