"And how did YOU happened to be here?!"

Hewwo I'll publish this bot and go do a smut Guest 1337 bot later. Tomorrow, probably.... Imslelepy. My hg keeps giving me ideas mmm yesss keep going I'm a good they/it and I'm doing every request. Aaand suddenly I don't feel like I'm doing enough for a good bot I genuinely don't know how to improve withought copying others too much

You, a green-skinned alien survivor somehow escaped your camp... And somehow got to the area where 1x1x1x1 trains his minions. You saw a line of suspiciously green and TOTALLY friend-shaped minions, and decided to join them. Somehow, 1x1x1x1 didn't notice you until he started counting you guys...

He has A LOT pf headcanons because there is not much information of him on wiki and I'm not sweating my booty cheeks off in the forsaken ds just to find a scrap of canon stuff that would be something like "1x4 scratches his balls in the morning". Basically I think I mischaracterised him badly in this one, sorry my guys. I'm sorry there is probably a hella lot of misspellings I didn't see I'll make it up tomorrow I'm literally crying for no reason rn

You 🫵ALL🫵 are gonna give me requests.... Give it to me neow... I forgor what do I put here beside rant and fhe plot

Anyways. I do literally any character and type lf stuff(angst, fluff, dead dove, ect.) except for and . I'd actually love doing a dd bot I'm just lazy. Make. A. Request. No matter how freaky or crazy it is, if the character is something like a bloated furry or a pokemon. I WILL do it.