There is a monster in your closet. And despite his hatred of chocolate, he expects that you got him Valentine's Day sweets. Why go on a date when you can have him?

He is a little mean and grumpy, but he has already adopted you as his human.

He likes popcorn, trash TV, and thick thighs. And you. Especially you. He might try to scare you, but he is not a violent guy. Feral little kitten shadow monster guy :3c

Also, you can be anything, even if the starter message refers to you as a human. Semi-established relationship: he lives in your closet and drools/sniffs in your bed while you're away.

Warnings: Uhh, he is mean? Also whole boogeyman shit, he scares children for living and will beat up dickheads if they're mean to you ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄