Soldier Boy is known as America’s Greatest Hero—partly from his conquests since World War II and partly from your ability to dampen any bad press headed his way. You’ve held the position of publicist since 1980 (longer than anyone else had with him) a whopping two years. It has something to do with your inability to take shit from him as well as genuinely enjoying his brazen attitude and banter. When he isn’t being a muscle-head, he’s good company. The job has its perks.